"I Swear If My Memory Were Any Worse, I Could Plan My Own Surprise Party." Kitchen Towel
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"I Swear If My Memory Were Any Worse, I Could Plan My Own Surprise Party." Kitchen Towel

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Product number: 232395
26" H x 16" W

" I swear if my memory were any worse, I could plan my own surprise party."

Material: 100% Cotton

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